Robert Brault writes a blog [LINK] entirely composed of his quotes. I think he's very clever & I've even stolen used a few--I always give him credit!! Below is a small sampling:
"I look back on the time I've wasted, and I'm just
glad I wasted it while I still had the chance."
A rule I try to follow is this: "Never believe anything that requires you to hate people who do not believe it."
"After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this -- the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits."
"I don't think that life begins until you go looking for trouble, and happiness is ending up with the trouble you went looking for."
"There's always a new chapter in life. You ride off into the sunset and discover it's the sunrise."
"Life is a series of choices, all made at too young an age."
A message to someone: "I know you're still alive because you never call and you never write, which is just like you."
"Life is a series of tasks that absolutely must get done before they don't matter."
"Be happy, and a reason will come along."
"In the end there doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to."
"There's never enough time to do what you've always wanted to do -- and never enough time not to."
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"Say what you want about aging, it's still the only way to have old friends."
"An old body is like an old building. Eventually its only reason for being is the employment of the maintenance staff."
"I complain of the passing years, but then I look in a mirror and realize that very few of them actually got past."
"Doesn't seem fair that a greedy few should have all the wealth when the rest of us are just as greedy."
"The more we scan the universe, the more it seems that God either created planet Earth or it's the only thing He didn't create."
"If you want my advice, here it is: Seek out someone who wants to make you happy and let them."
"The great thing about the internet is that you get to meet people you would otherwise only meet if you were committed to the same asylum."
"One difference between a dog and a person is that when you earn a dog's love, you get it."
"The trick to being happy is to stop putting it off until such time as you can be happier."
And some quotes by others:
“Any fool can know. The
point is to understand.” --Albert Einstein
And some (to me, anyway) equally brilliant quotes:
A rule I try to follow is this: "Never believe anything that requires you to hate people who do not believe it."
"After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this -- the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits."
"I don't think that life begins until you go looking for trouble, and happiness is ending up with the trouble you went looking for."
"There's always a new chapter in life. You ride off into the sunset and discover it's the sunrise."
"Life is a series of choices, all made at too young an age."
A message to someone: "I know you're still alive because you never call and you never write, which is just like you."
"Life is a series of tasks that absolutely must get done before they don't matter."
"Be happy, and a reason will come along."
"In the end there doesn't have to be anyone who understands you. There just has to be someone who wants to."
"There's never enough time to do what you've always wanted to do -- and never enough time not to."
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"Say what you want about aging, it's still the only way to have old friends."
"An old body is like an old building. Eventually its only reason for being is the employment of the maintenance staff."
"I complain of the passing years, but then I look in a mirror and realize that very few of them actually got past."
"Doesn't seem fair that a greedy few should have all the wealth when the rest of us are just as greedy."
"The more we scan the universe, the more it seems that God either created planet Earth or it's the only thing He didn't create."
"If you want my advice, here it is: Seek out someone who wants to make you happy and let them."
"The great thing about the internet is that you get to meet people you would otherwise only meet if you were committed to the same asylum."
"One difference between a dog and a person is that when you earn a dog's love, you get it."
"The trick to being happy is to stop putting it off until such time as you can be happier."
And some quotes by others:
“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than
to talk and remove all doubt of it.” --Maurice Switzer
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to
pause and reflect.” --Mark Twain
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You
know that your name is safe in their mouth.” -- Jess C. Scott, The Intern
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” --Socrates
“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge
faster than society gathers wisdom.”--Isaac Asimov
“May you live every day of your life.” --Jonathan Swift
“The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You
either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.” --Marjorie Pay Hinckley
And some (to me, anyway) equally brilliant quotes:
“Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I
have a doctor’s appointment.” --Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale
“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting
slapped with the stick.” --Carroll Bryant
"If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what
the hell are you drinking?” --Regina Griffin
"If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there
quicker.” --Regina Griffin
“Of all the things I dislike, I dislike my dislike of things, but I like
that I dislike that.” --Stuart Blythe
“Whenever I'm running an hour late for work, it always makes me feel
better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it.” --Mark W. Boyer
“I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that
there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.” --Wayne Gerard Trotman
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. --Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.--Roseanne Barr
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. --George Carlin
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. --Jeff Foxworthy
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. --Robin Williams
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. --Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.--Roseanne Barr
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. --George Carlin
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. --Jeff Foxworthy
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. --Robin Williams
“Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on
earth!” --Albert Einstein
HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY!!!
“If you're reading
this...congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.” ----Chad Sugg, (& fishducky)
