I
can’t remember if I’ve told you this story before, but I can’t find it in my
records. My mind is usually like a steel
trap. I can remember every single
thing!! Why, just the other day…who’s
calling, please?
Anyway,
my friend was throwing a cocktail party in her apartment. She finished preparing her platters & set
them on the kitchen counter under the window.
Her guests were due in just under an hour. Pleased to have everything done so early, she
took a leisurely shower. She got
dressed, put on her makeup & returned to the kitchen. It had started raining hard while she was showering & the window above the food was open. The rain was coming through the dirty window
screen & coating the food below. She
climbed on the counter to close the window.
She slipped on the wet, dirty counter, fell on the food & landed on
the floor with a sore ankle!!
The phone rang &
she limped over to answer it. She cried
& complained at length to the caller about her guest’s imminent arrival,
the ruined food, her now dirty clothes & her sore ankle.. The caller responded with short, sympathetic
comments & let her continue ranting & raving. After several minutes, she realized she didn’t
know who she was talking to. After
checking, it turned out to be a wrong number.
She asked the man why he had continued to listen to her complain when he
didn’t even know her. He said that she
obviously was having such a bad night, he didn’t have the heart to interrupt!!
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A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him
and asked, "If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline,
would you tell anyone?" "Hell
no!" the guy said. The stranger
then asked, "If you felt further into your crack and pulled out a used
condom, would you tell anyone?" The
man said, "Of course not." The
stranger asked, "Wanna go camping?"
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The
next time you’re in an elevator with half a dozen strangers, turn & say, “I’m
sure you’re wondering why I’ve called this meeting!!”----fishducky
