Assuming you don't want to cover yourself in caramel,
shove a broomstick up your butt
& go as a candied apple,
you could always use your imagination
& go as an idea, saying or even a pun:
A blessing in disguise:
Wearing your heart on your sleeve:
Wet blankets:
Having a chip on your shoulder:
Dictator (dick tater)
Beer on tap:
God's gift to women:
Ceiling fan:
Pigs in a blanket:
Cereal (serial) killer:
Chicken cordon bleu:
50 shades of grey
Orange juice (orange Jews):
Dust bunny:
French Kiss:
Holy Shit!!:
Spice rack:
One night stand (1 nightstand):
Gingerbread man
Capsized ship (cap-sized ship):
Fannie Mae (fanny May)
Yarn & pompoms make you spaghetti & meatballs:
A bag of jellybeans:
A stick figure:
Would your kid like to be a
couch potato?:
Or your dog a
Chia Pet?:
If all else fails,
you could try this:
Or, even easier, this:
Or, even easier, this:
(Mostly BuzzFeed)
Do you want to bring some food to the party?
I saw this on Linda Kay's post
Here's the easy recipe:
Split a black olive in half,
then cut up one half into eight "legs"
and arrange them on deviled
eggs.
To see some really weird "treats" people have given
trick or treaters, click here.
To see some dogs in costumes,
Daylight savings time ends Sunday:
If you don't do anything stupid when
you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old----fishducky
