Did you know today, January 6, 2015 is National Take Down the Christmas Tree Day?
An honest sign:
Another honest sign:
An advertisement for ant poison states "Will kill ants for
3 months."
How do those ants come back to life?
Do you trust people that put things in quotes?
I wouldn't:
If companies believed in truth in advertising
many of them would change their current slogans.
Here are some suggestions:
honestslogans.com
I like businesses
that have a sense of humor.
I have actually seen these trucks with their slogans:
CULVER CITY MEAT
& PROVISION—“You Can’t Beat Our Meat”
ARROGANT BASTARD
ALE—“You’re Not Worthy”
These (from outwestnewspaper.com) are
professed to be real.
ART”S ELECTRIC--“Let Us Remove Your
Shorts”
These are not current business slogans
or signs (as far as I know)
but I think they should be:
VET”S WAITING
ROOM—“Back in 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay!”
These (from outwestnewspaper.com) are
professed to be real.
I have no reason to doubt them:
ART”S ELECTRIC--“Let Us Remove Your
Shorts”
HOGAN’S WINDOW CLEANING—“Your Pane is
Our Pleasure”
SLIM”S SANITATION—“We’re #1 in the #2
Business”
ACME RADIATOR—“The Best Place in Town to
Take a Leak”
AMAZING ELECTRICS—“If it Works, it’s
Amazing”
FLORENCE GLASS SERVICE—Give Us a Break”
GLENN”S PASTRIES—“Get Your Buns in Here”
(& my personal favorite)
WILLETS WINCHING—“Can’t Get it Up?”
These are not current business slogans
or signs (as far as I know)
but I think they should be:
VET”S WAITING
ROOM—“Back in 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay!”
MATERNITY HOSPITAL
DOOR—“Push, Push, Push!”
BRAKE SHOP—“Free
Brake Check. Stop Here if You Can”
ELECTROLUX VACUUMS—“Nothing
Sucks Like an Electrolux”
FUNERAL HOME—“Drive
Carefully. We’ll Wait”
I think word of mouth would be enough
to get shoppers in here:
I was reading this book today, “The History of
Glue”. The blurb said you wouldn’t be able to put it down----fishducky
