Did you know today, January 6, 2015 is National Take Down the Christmas Tree Day?
An honest sign:
Another honest sign:
An advertisement for ant poison states "Will kill ants for
3 months."
How do those ants come back to life?
If companies believed in truth in advertising
many of them would change their current slogans.
Here are some suggestions:
honestslogans.com
I like businesses
that have a sense of humor.
I have actually seen these trucks with their slogans:
CULVER CITY MEAT
& PROVISION—“You Can’t Beat Our Meat”
ARROGANT BASTARD
ALE—“You’re Not Worthy”
These (from outwestnewspaper.com) are
professed to be real.
I have no reason to doubt them:
ART”S ELECTRIC--“Let Us Remove Your
Shorts”
HOGAN’S WINDOW CLEANING—“Your Pane is
Our Pleasure”
SLIM”S SANITATION—“We’re #1 in the #2
Business”
ACME RADIATOR—“The Best Place in Town to
Take a Leak”
AMAZING ELECTRICS—“If it Works, it’s
Amazing”
FLORENCE GLASS SERVICE—Give Us a Break”
GLENN”S PASTRIES—“Get Your Buns in Here”
(& my personal favorite)
WILLETS WINCHING—“Can’t Get it Up?”
These are not current business slogans
or signs (as far as I know)
but I think they should be:
VET”S WAITING
ROOM—“Back in 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay!”
MATERNITY HOSPITAL
DOOR—“Push, Push, Push!”
BRAKE SHOP—“Free
Brake Check. Stop Here if You Can”
ELECTROLUX VACUUMS—“Nothing
Sucks Like an Electrolux”
FUNERAL HOME—“Drive
Carefully. We’ll Wait”
These (from outwestnewspaper.com) are
professed to be real.
I have no reason to doubt them:
ART”S ELECTRIC--“Let Us Remove Your
Shorts”
HOGAN’S WINDOW CLEANING—“Your Pane is
Our Pleasure”
SLIM”S SANITATION—“We’re #1 in the #2
Business”
ACME RADIATOR—“The Best Place in Town to
Take a Leak”
AMAZING ELECTRICS—“If it Works, it’s
Amazing”
FLORENCE GLASS SERVICE—Give Us a Break”
GLENN”S PASTRIES—“Get Your Buns in Here”
(& my personal favorite)
WILLETS WINCHING—“Can’t Get it Up?”
These are not current business slogans
or signs (as far as I know)
but I think they should be:
VET”S WAITING
ROOM—“Back in 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay!”
MATERNITY HOSPITAL
DOOR—“Push, Push, Push!”
BRAKE SHOP—“Free
Brake Check. Stop Here if You Can”
ELECTROLUX VACUUMS—“Nothing
Sucks Like an Electrolux”
FUNERAL HOME—“Drive
Carefully. We’ll Wait”
I think word of mouth would be enough
to get shoppers in here:
I was reading this book today, “The History of
Glue”. The blurb said you wouldn’t be able to put it down----fishducky
