WHAT COMPANY SLOGANS WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THEY WERE HONEST

Did you know today, January 6, 2015 is National Take Down the Christmas Tree Day?

An honest sign:

Another honest sign:

An advertisement for ant poison states "Will kill ants for 3 months." 

How do those ants come back to life?

Do you trust people that put things in quotes?
I wouldn't:

If companies believed in truth in advertising

many of them would change their current slogans.

Here are some suggestions:

honestslogans.com

I like businesses that have a sense of humor.

 I have actually seen these trucks with their slogans:

CULVER CITY MEAT & PROVISION—“You Can’t Beat Our Meat”

ARROGANT BASTARD ALE—“You’re Not Worthy”

These (from outwestnewspaper.com) are professed to be real.

I have no reason to doubt them:

ART”S ELECTRIC--“Let Us Remove Your Shorts”

HOGAN’S WINDOW CLEANING—“Your Pane is Our Pleasure”

SLIM”S SANITATION—“We’re #1 in the #2 Business”

ACME RADIATOR—“The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak”

AMAZING ELECTRICS—“If it Works, it’s Amazing”

FLORENCE GLASS SERVICE—Give Us a Break”

GLENN”S PASTRIES—“Get Your Buns in Here”

(& my personal favorite)

WILLETS WINCHING—“Can’t Get it Up?”

These are not current business slogans or signs (as far as I know)

but I think they should be:

VET”S WAITING ROOM—“Back in 5 Minutes.  Sit!  Stay!”

MATERNITY HOSPITAL DOOR—“Push, Push, Push!”

BRAKE SHOP—“Free Brake Check.  Stop Here if You Can”

ELECTROLUX VACUUMS—“Nothing Sucks Like an Electrolux”

FUNERAL HOME—“Drive Carefully.  We’ll Wait”

I think word of mouth would be enough

to get shoppers in here:

I was reading this book today, “The History of Glue”.  The blurb said you wouldn’t be able to put it down----fishducky