Our kids took a group us out to dinner & had this cake made.
It looks exactly like us!!
They also made us a video.
Don't tell Nameless I'm posting it.
She doesn't read my posts so let's keep it our little secret.
SLEEPING BEAUTY
Once upon a time a beautiful young girl took
a bite out of an apple that had a curse on it.
She could only be awakened by the kiss of her true love. She had been asleep for years &, of course, hadn't brushed her teeth. Prince Charming bent over to kiss her, got a whiff of her breath & left. She’s still asleep!!
SNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARFS
While wandering through the woods, a nubile
young thing came across the house where seven dwarfs lived. She asked them if she could stay if she
cleaned the house, cooked & performed other services for them. She serviced them all & to this day,
Grumpy is no longer grumpy!!
CHICKEN LITTLE
Something hit Chicken Little in the head,
so she assumed the sky was falling. She
warned Ducky Lucky, Goosey Lucy & all her other friends. On their way to tell the king the sky
finished falling & killed them all!!
HUMPTY DUMPTY
A hard boiled egg was sitting on a wall &
rolled off. His shell cracked but the
rest of him was still edible. He was
chopped, mixed with mayonnaise & celery & made into a delicious egg
salad.
HANSEL & GRETEL
A brother & sister were walking &
found a witch’s house, which was made of candy.
They ate the porch & then reported her to the building department,
which made her tear it down because it wasn’t up to code.
RAPUNZEL
A lovely girl with unbelievably long hair was
imprisoned in a tower. The only way
someone could visit was to have her drop her hair out the window & then
climb up it. A handsome prince did that
& they fell in love. When he came
back, he asked her to let her hair down so he could climb again. She said she couldn’t because she hadn’t been able
to resist the discount she was offered on a postcard from Super Cuts. That was several years ago & her hair only now reaches her shoulders.
THE UGLY DUCKLING
One day a mother duck laid a whole bunch of eggs. When they hatched, they were all adorable except one. When his brothers & sisters made fun of him & called him ugly because of his long neck, he told them he was a swan & would be handsome as an adult. When he grew up, he eventually realized he was just an ugly duck with a long neck.
THE GINGERBREAD MAN
A crazy cookie was running through the streets yelling, "Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me--I'm the Gingerbread Man!!" He was wrong--& delicious!!
JACK & THE BEANSTALK
Jack, one child of a large family, took a cow into town to sell it to buy food for his many sisters & brothers. Instead, he traded it for some magic beans which his mother angrily threw out. The next day he climbed a beanstalk which had magically grown overnight. He encountered a giant who ate him. Fortunately, with him gone, his mother could afford to feed the remaining children.
GOLDILOCKS
A blonde broke into the home of three bears & ate their porridge. She then took a nap in one of their three beds. The bears came home & found her sleeping. They immediately called the police, who arrested her. She had a jury trial, was found guilty of criminal trespass & is now serving 10 to 20 years in the state prison.
THE UGLY DUCKLING
One day a mother duck laid a whole bunch of eggs. When they hatched, they were all adorable except one. When his brothers & sisters made fun of him & called him ugly because of his long neck, he told them he was a swan & would be handsome as an adult. When he grew up, he eventually realized he was just an ugly duck with a long neck.
THE GINGERBREAD MAN
A crazy cookie was running through the streets yelling, "Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me--I'm the Gingerbread Man!!" He was wrong--& delicious!!
JACK & THE BEANSTALK
Jack, one child of a large family, took a cow into town to sell it to buy food for his many sisters & brothers. Instead, he traded it for some magic beans which his mother angrily threw out. The next day he climbed a beanstalk which had magically grown overnight. He encountered a giant who ate him. Fortunately, with him gone, his mother could afford to feed the remaining children.
GOLDILOCKS
A blonde broke into the home of three bears & ate their porridge. She then took a nap in one of their three beds. The bears came home & found her sleeping. They immediately called the police, who arrested her. She had a jury trial, was found guilty of criminal trespass & is now serving 10 to 20 years in the state prison.
AND A POEM :
JACK
AND JILL
Jack and Jill went up
the hill,
They each had a buck and
a quarter.
They both fell down,
And I don’t know what
happened,
But Jill came home with
$2.50.
Doctors say that your attention span is like a muscle that
can be strengthened. I didn't read the rest of the article because I saw a
shiny thing----Conan
O'Brien (& fishducky)
