This will be a short post. I have to go hide under my bed!! Thanks to the “Friday the 13th”
movies, I no longer trust anyone wearing a hockey mask & carrying a machete.
A man
bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the
interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing
through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle
jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and
opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the
situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop
came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday
the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the
overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I
haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks about it for a second and says,
"Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were
trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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Roger left for work
on the morning of Friday 13th. Friday was payday, so instead of going home,
he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire
pay packet.
Finally, Roger
appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry
wife, Martha, who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting
his actions. Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, “How
would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
Roger replied grimly,
“That would be fine with me.”
Monday went by and he
didn’t see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same
results.
On Thursday, the
swelling went down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out
of the corner of his left eye.
It's Friday the 13th. Avoid ladders, black cats and
ridiculous superstitions----fishducky
