(A reworked post from 2013 with 100% new cartoons!!)
Some of my blogging
friends have found themselves in the doldrums as far as coming up with ideas
for future posts are concerned. Out of the goodness of my heart I am
offering these 34 suggestions, which are available for the low price of $5.00
each, or 3 for $10.00. The first one alone is worth the cost!!
1. How
to steal other people's blog ideas.
2. Why
boot camp is not good for shoes.
3. Barbie
is a slut.
4. I
do not play well with others & I don't care.
5. How
manicure scissors can be a big help in doing jigsaw puzzles.
6. How
to paint a masterpiece in 3 minutes.
7. Does
your car need training wheels?
8. How
to stay a close family until Daddy's parole comes through.
9. Einstein
was wrong--E actually = mc17.
10.
Listen
to your mother even if she's stupid.
11.
Goldilocks
& the 21 bears--the complete story.
12.
The
Lone Ranger & Tonto were secretly married.
13.
Why
I should rule the world.
14.
Harry
Potter is really a girl.
15.
Raising
elephants in your apartment.
16.
How
to get fat.
17.
Diseases
are not good for you.
18.
Somebody
has to say it!
19.
Federal
prison is not so bad.
20.
Why
men?
21.
May
I have your money?
22.
Hollywood
is calling me.
23.
If
I owned my own company, I wouldn't work for me.
24.
Things
it is illegal to bring to Show & Tell.
25.
Convincing
your boss you're too sick to work.
26.
How
to get your parents to do your homework.
27.
How
to cheat & get away with it.
28.
Why
pedophiles generally do not make good school bus drivers..
29.
Keeping
the profit from Girl Scout Cookie sales.
30.
Why
vegetables can be harmful to your health.
31.
Things
I learned from watching cartoons on TV.
32.
Why
it is fun to trip people who use canes or crutches.
33. Why turnip flavored ice cream does
not sell well.
I can't stress this one enough:
I can't stress this one enough:
34. Keep
reposting your old blogs.
Your blogmeister----fishducky
