(They couldn't print it if it wasn't true, could they?)
News article: AT&T CHARGES MAN $27,000 FOR WATCHING CHICAGO BEARS GAME OVER THE WEB.
$27,000?!! That's it? He actually SAVED money. If he had come to Ford Field in Detroit, you gotta figure: $50 for a cheap seat, $10 minimum for parking, $10 for a hot-dog and chips, $10 for a delicious watered down 3-2 beer, and the $28,000 to replace your stolen car. Do the math, people!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A Microsoft software engineer went through Army basic training. One day they’re out on the firing range, and the software engineer was having a heck of a time hitting the target downrange.
Shot after shot rang out, and the reports from downrange kept coming back a miss. Finally, he stood up, stuck his finger in the end of the barrel and pulled the trigger. This of course had the effect of blowing his digit clean off.
Grimacing through his pain, the Microsoft software engineer yelled down to the target pit “Well, it’s leaving this end just fine, the problem must be on your end!”
A bench that stays dry:
A Baggie with fake mold so nobody steals your lunch:
Butter that really spreads easily:
A see through toaster so you can stop it before it burns your toast:
A portable aquarium so you can take your fish for a walk;
Sweeping slippers to catch those annoying crumbs:
Training wheels for learning to walk in high heels:
I don’t need a vacation--I’m a little off every day----fishducky