Monday, October 12, 2015


Text messaging has become the new way of communication.  To stay abreast of the times here are suggestions for messages you may wish to send to your friends.  I found most of them at various sources on the internet & some I found in my head.  I am running this in large print in case you can't find your glasses.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CRS: Can't Remember Shit
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart
DWI: Driving While Incontinent

DYEMJ: Did You Eat My Jello?
FTTMP: Forgot To Take My Pills
FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
FYI: For Your Indigestion.
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GOML: Get Off My Lawn
GTG: Got The Gout
GTGA: Got To Go Again
HABD: Hearing Aid Battery’s Dying
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
ICETAM: I Can’t Eat That Any More
ICRMN: I Can’t Remember My Name
ICRDYD: I Can't Remember, Didn't You Die?
IHTP: I Have To Pee
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
ISOGN: It’s Seven O’clock, Good Night
JK: Just Kvetching
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
LYNC: Love Your New Cane
MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor
MILTF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
ROFLACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can’t Get Up
RULYKM: Are You Leaving Your Kids Money?
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
TGIF-TEBSIS: Thank Goodness It's Four--The Early Bird Special Is Starting
THFPB: Thank Heaven For Pepto Bismol
TLC: Totally Lost Continence
TOT: Texting On Toilet
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WDICIH: Why Did I Come In Here?
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
WTB: Wet The Bed
WTF: What's Today's Fish?
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WTSPOMG: Want To See Pictures Of My Grandchildren?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil