Text messaging has become the new way of communication. To stay abreast of the times here are suggestions for messages you may wish to send to your friends. I found most of them at various sources on the internet & some I found in my head. I am running this in large print in case you can't find your glasses.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CRS: Can't Remember Shit
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
DYEMJ: Did You Eat My Jello?
FTTMP: Forgot To Take My Pills
FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
FYI: For Your Indigestion.
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GOML: Get Off My Lawn
GTG: Got The Gout
BFF: Best Friend’s Funeral
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CRS: Can't Remember Shit
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
DYEMJ: Did You Eat My Jello?
FTTMP: Forgot To Take My Pills
FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
FYI: For Your Indigestion.
GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
GOML: Get Off My Lawn
GTG: Got The Gout
GTGA: Got To Go Again
HABD: Hearing Aid Battery’s Dying
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
ICETAM: I Can’t Eat That Any More
ICRMN: I Can’t Remember My Name
ICRDYD: I Can't Remember, Didn't You Die?
ICRDYD: I Can't Remember, Didn't You Die?
IHTP: I Have To Pee
IMHMO: In My HMO...
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
IMHMO: In My HMO...
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
ISOGN: It’s Seven O’clock, Good Night
JK: Just Kvetching
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
JK: Just Kvetching
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
LYNC: Love Your New Cane
MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor
MILTF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor
MILTF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
ROFLACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can’t Get Up
RULYKM: Are You Leaving Your Kids Money?
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
TGIF-TEBSIS: Thank Goodness It's Four--The Early Bird Special Is Starting
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
PIMP: Pooped In My Pants
ROFLACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can’t Get Up
RULYKM: Are You Leaving Your Kids Money?
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
TGIF-TEBSIS: Thank Goodness It's Four--The Early Bird Special Is Starting
THFPB: Thank Heaven For Pepto Bismol
TLC: Totally Lost Continence
TOT: Texting On Toilet
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WDICIH: Why Did I Come In Here?
TLC: Totally Lost Continence
TOT: Texting On Toilet
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WDICIH: Why Did I Come In Here?
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
WTB: Wet The Bed
WTB: Wet The Bed
WTF: What's Today's Fish?
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WTSPOMG: Want To See Pictures Of My Grandchildren?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
CUL8R----fishducky
