Women live longer because we don't have the weird need to
Work under things that may fall & squash us:
Work under things that may fall & squash us:
Women can tell the difference between a power mower & a helicopter:
Women will wear a hat or carry an umbrella when they need shade:
Women do not like to get their shoes wet:
Women respect the law of gravity:
Women may stick their noses where they don't belong,
but never their whole head:
Women know they cannot fly:
Words escape me on this one:
Electricity & water--enough said:
Women understand the proper use of ladders:
And while some women still do stupid things,
we'll never catch up to the men!!:
An old but still funny Alan King routine:
He has since died, but yes--he was survived by his wife!!
All the women moaning
about finding a husband obviously never had one----fishducky
