WHY WOMEN LIVE LONGER THAN MEN or I KNOW YOU'RE PISSED, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BITE MY HEAD OFF!!

Women live longer because we don't have the weird need to

Work under things that may fall & squash us:

Women can tell the difference between a power mower & a helicopter:

Women will wear a hat or carry an umbrella when they need shade:

Women do not like to get their shoes wet:

Women respect the law of gravity:

 Women know the dangers of smoking in certain areas:

Women may stick their noses where they don't belong,
but never their whole head:

A woman prefers to work on a surface larger than she is: 

Women know they cannot fly:

Words escape me on this one: 

Electricity & water--enough said: 

Women understand the proper use of ladders:

And while some women still do stupid things,

we'll never catch up to the men!!:

An old but still funny Alan King routine:
He has since died, but yes--he was survived by his wife!!

All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one----fishducky