Do you grind your teeth?
As some of you know, I
worked as a dental assistant during the Stone Age just before
I was married & for a few years after. To read a little about
it, click here.
To read about how Billy
Crystal feels about going to the dentist, click here.
To laugh some more, read
these from http://www.dentalaffairs.com/
A
woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I
want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocain because I'm in a big
hurry," the
woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as
possible, and we'll be on our way."
The
dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman,"
he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The
woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
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A
man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he
says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain
and I'll be back in a few minutes."
The
man grabs the dentist's arm, "No way. I hate needles and I'm not having
any shot!"
The
dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
The
man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days.
I'm not having gas."
So
the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "Here,"
he says. "Take this pill."
The
man asks "What is it?"
The
doc replies, "Viagra."
The
man looks surprised, "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.
"No,"
replies the dentist, "but it'll give you something to hang on to while I
pull your tooth!"
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A
woman goes to the dentist. When he leans forward to begin work, she grabs his
balls and says, “We're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't
we?"
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Did
you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A
month later he was picking his teeth
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Mother:
Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son:
I don't know. The dentist kept it
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"Open
wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.
"Good God!" he said, startled. "You've got the biggest cavity
I've ever seen, the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"OK,
Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying
something like that twice."
"I
didn’t," said the dentist. "That was the echo!"
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When
a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being
the latest kind of "painless" dentist. But a local lad quickly
disputed this. "He's a fake,” he told his friends. "He's not painless
at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him and he yelled like
anyone else."
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A
lady entered the dentist’s surgery in an obvious state of agitation. The
dentist tried to calm her down assuring her that he would do nothing to hurt
her. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously as the dentist
began sterilizing all the required equipment. When he asked her to open her
mouth, she screamed.
He
tried to calm her down again even though he was losing patience.
Almost
immediately the lady threw a hysterical fit, then realizing that the dentist
had begun glaring at her, she said, "Oh doctor, I'm so nervous. I hate
dentists. Why, I think I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled."
Replied
the dentist, “Well, miss, better make up your mind so I can adjust the
chair."
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Patient: Doctor,
I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear
a brown tie...
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A
guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friend with him.
While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on
the coffee table, and finishes them off.
As
they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the
peanuts."
She
says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off
'em."
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AND
MY FAVORITE:
A
guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they
decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.
A
few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands.
He
then took off his socks and washed his hands.
The
girl looked at him and said, "You must be a dentist!"
Flabbergasted,
the guy responded, "Why yes. That's amazing. How did you determine
that?"
The
woman replied, "Easy... you keep washing your hands."
Well,
one thing led to another, and they migrated to the bed. Things became more and
more passionate and... (*snip*)
After
their passionate deed was done the woman remarked, "You must be
a great dentist!"
The
guy was very surprised, and said 'Yes! Yes! I sure am a great dentist...
You amaze me! And how did you know that, my dear?"
His
lover said, "That's easy. I didn't feel a thing."
I would absolutely freak out if my dentist
wore one of these masks:
Some cartoons for you:
I smile because
I don't know what the hell is going on----fishducky
