SCIENCE JOKES FOR NERDS

Some science books go into great detail to

differentiate between the sexes of animals:

If you're going to do this physics experiment make

sure your partner has good aim: 

Below are some science experiments that I'm sure you've all tried.

Actually, I can't even give credit for the pictures because I lost my reference page 

with the source & the explanation of what's happening.
It was probably BuzzFeed.

You figure them out.

 

 

 

 

Check out these hilarious science jokes from dailyquencher.com.

The comments are theirs, too. 

In case you don’t get these, then I’m sorry, but you are not a true nerd.

At least he's worth more now.

Alternatively, we can call them Gaussian and Ghostian distribution?

Can't or won't, Mr. Oil?

Get it?  He's tripping on acid.

I still love you, Pluto!!

Not exactly a glowing review.

Computer nerds will get this one.

Nothing like a good old yo mama joke, right?

Don’t you just love when a textbook contains gems such as this one?

Makes sense!!

How many C12H22O11³ would you like in your coffee?

OMG, I can’t believe they’re actually dating.

Somebody call a neutron. He’ll settle this once and for all. 

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you----fishducky