Friday, July 8, 2016


If you've been laughing too hard at my blog posts, this one should help you quiet right down.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

where does bad light go?

How do you think the unthinkable?

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.

 A termite walked into a bar and asked:

What do you call a camel with no humps?

 What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle 
& a poorly dressed man on a bike?

What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

What sport do you play with a wombat?

 What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Did you hear about the two antennae who got married?

What does Batman get in his drinks?

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:

I ate too much Middle Eastern food.
(Above jokes courtesy fault of BuzzFeed)

A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" 

The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."