(Celebrating National Nude Day)
National Nude
Day is held each year on July 14th. The staff at National Whatever Day
was unable to discover the origin of National Nude Day.
However, there is some belief that the holiday comes from New Zealand. In 2003, streaking came to the forefront in New Zealand when television presenter, Mark Ellis, offered a monetary reward for anyone who streaked in from of Prime Minister, Helen Clark. This was part of Ellis’ National Nude Day. A TV program he presented, Hyundai Sports Cafe, regularly promoted nudity and asked for people to send in nude exploits for an annual “National Nude Day” competition, including a The Lord of the Rings parody by nude actors, and 30 naked ballet dancers (both male and female) performing in front of the University of Otago main building.
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However, there is some belief that the holiday comes from New Zealand. In 2003, streaking came to the forefront in New Zealand when television presenter, Mark Ellis, offered a monetary reward for anyone who streaked in from of Prime Minister, Helen Clark. This was part of Ellis’ National Nude Day. A TV program he presented, Hyundai Sports Cafe, regularly promoted nudity and asked for people to send in nude exploits for an annual “National Nude Day” competition, including a The Lord of the Rings parody by nude actors, and 30 naked ballet dancers (both male and female) performing in front of the University of Otago main building.
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According to a new survey, women say they feel
more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of
other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are
just grateful.
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"It's
just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack said to his wife as he stepped
out of the shower. "Honey, what do
you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably
that I married you for your money," she replied.
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A
couple went to a gallery to look at some art. One painting, "Summer", was of a beautiful,
naked woman with only a little foliage covering the appropriate areas. The wife
thought the picture was in bad taste and moved on quickly, but the husband
lingered, completely transfixed.
"What
are you waiting for?" asked his wife.
The
husband replied, "Autumn."
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The
marriage ceremony was being held at the nudist colony. The
minister asked the bride, "Do you take this man?"
The bride-to-be said, "Well, if I had a
choice, there's a guy in the second row..."
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A 48-year-old man was found not guilty of indecent exposure by a Gastonia,
N.C., judge in December, 2000. A woman said she had seen the man in his
car in a parking lot, but the man persuaded the judge that a bee had flown up
his shorts and that he had pulled down his pants to kill it. The man's
wife took the stand and testified that her husband definitely appeared to have
been stung.
Clothesfree.com
Things to remember about nudism:
A naked man fears no pickpocket.
A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.
Always swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.
It just occurred to me; a harp is a nude piano----fishducky
A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.
Always swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.
