Thanks to the combined forces of BuzzFeed, Imgur & Tumblr, we now have indisputable proof of what some of us have long suspected; that cats are alien beings!! Below are some pictures that should prove it:
There were some mistakes made in the early design of catstronauts
which have now been cleared up:
But today's cats are clearly up to
something;
they are holding secret meetings:
They’re obviously preparing:
Sometimes we catch them in
the middle of their scheming:
Or watching and observing
us:
And plotting against us:
They keep a journal of their time on Earth:
A bowl of milk seems to have a less than calming effect on some of them:
They tried to print counterfeit money but mistakes were made:
So they were forced to take menial jobs:
They have learned to use our machines:
Some can actually interact with computers:
Some will go through training & take jobs to try to blend in:
They will attempt to play human's sports:
Apparently some have learned to act just like us:
Be careful--they will try to steal your food:
There are new arrivals every day via spaceships:
Some are still being held at Area 51 in Roswell, New Mexico:
This is clearly the behavior
of space blob, not a mammal:
They’ve come to this planet
to learn and master human behavior:
However they still reproduce like amoebas, by dividing:
They’ve even mastered all our
arts:
Except for the ability to read:
They are susceptible to some human diseases & will
sometimes catch a cold & need a tissue:
They have discovered the value of money & will guard theirs to the death:
There is no water on their home planet & they are deathly afraid of it:
They sometimes find it necessary to keep each other hidden:
They are afraid they will be found out & do not handle interviews very well:
But it’s no wonder, really,
that they have such control over us:
They obviously miss
their home planet:
And enjoy closeness with beings of their own kind:
Some of them have seen far
too much, here on Earth:
This cat is clearly sending
out a call to its home planet via space rock:
Mission Control is working frantically to get them back:
They have even called in an outside consultant:
This one is still waiting
for the mothership to arrive:
Whereas this one has opted to build its own spaceship:
They can be neatly stored while they're waiting:
This cat is getting himself ready for shipping:
This is how they travel in steerage aboard the mothership:
In coach:
In business class:
While officers go first class:
And this one is well on its
way home:
While they're still stuck on Earth, they want a little affection.
Beam me up, kitty----fishducky
