BuzzFeed thinks so, anyway. Here are some examples; the comments are theirs, for the most part:
Mobile phones:
I can’t see this going wrong at all. Nope. Not even one little
bit.
Coffee:
For when your morning drink just isn’t shooty enough.
Cheese:
Science has a lot to answer
for.
Bowel movements:
Five dollars for a single poop?
Clothes:
Dressing in regular clothing is just SO un-American.
Alphabetical order:
“Screw the rest of the world, we’re the most important and we’re
going first.” – America
Ice cream:
Made with real bald eagle!!
Christmas:
What’s Santa doing when he’s not delivering presents? Dressing
up as G.I. Joe and shooting ducks, apparently.
Butter:
Why? No. No. Why?
Irony:
Too much.
Both doughnuts AND
burgers:
They’re even GLAZED.
Diamonds:
This just doesn’t make any sense.
Soda:
“Gosh, I’m parched. I could really do with a lovely, refreshing
glass of artificial bacon soda,” said literally no one ever.
Housing:
This person wasn’t allowed to fly the flag in their front
garden, so they did…this.
Dates:
America, getting stuff wrong since 1776!
Health:
Each color counts as one of your five-a-day!!
Car decals:
No.
Beer:
“How should we arrange all this beer, Dave?”
“Leave it to me, I’ve got an awesome plan…”
Just EVERYTHING.
You guys gotta chill.