YAAAAAY, I'm a seashell!!
Have you ever walked down the street, only to be surprised by a happy little face you see in the concrete? Or the parking meter? Seeing faces in inanimate objects or when things look like other things (for a moment, anyway) is called pareidolia. After you see this, you'll be spotting faces in everything!!
And they're not always happy to watch me!!
And it's not just people!!
Everything is watching me!!:
From soft drink cans
To seats
Trash cans
And toothbrush holders
Boxes try to hide
Even mop handles watch me
Electrical boxes can be sneaky
Cupboards are not to be trusted
Backpacks are not my friend
Nor are dials
Beware of cheese graters
And baskets
And electrical outlets
Seat belts act silly so you won't think they're watching
Faces lurk in lumberyards
And on ships
Buildings can team up on you
I think I surprised these tall ones
I'm pretty sure even my purse is mad at me
This was too much
I checked into a hotel to hide
And have a quick snack
I was so scared I ran into the bathroom to upchuck
No--not the toilet paper, too!!
Then I ran back outside to catch my breath
& found I can never trust a tree
I got in my car & tried to get away, but that didn't work either.
Cars are the worst!!
