Here is the heartfelt tail
tale of H. H. (for Hee Haw) Horse. Hee Haw
was once the mane main horse
of a whole herd of horses but hardly was he ever happy.
Honestly, he was considered a hunk
& could have any mare (the hussies) he wanted, although in his
heart he loved Helena Horse, a
distant cousin & a fine piece of horseflesh.
He also had a place of high honor
with the stallions.
However, he heard this little voice inside him saying, “Get off your high
horse & make horses
laugh. The world needs more humor & horse laughs!!” He had a hankering to do just that. So he
hastily put on his best halter & harness & hiked up the hill to
open mic night at the comedy club, a local hangout. He was very hesitant & was nibbling at his
hoof (a horrid habit he had) when he heard
the M. C. get on the horn & announce
in a hearty voice, “Put your hooves together for H. H. Horse!!” He thought he would heave if he was heckled but he was a huge hit; absolutely hilarious!! The audience was hoarse from laughing & there wasn’t a hiss or boo from the herd. It felt heavenly. He had a hidden talent; hilarity!!
The head
office wanted to hire him for a huge hitch at their mane main
club in Harrisburg. He took the gig, but after some months, he
got horribly homesick. The hubbub of Harrisburg hounded him. He
wanted to be back home on the
prairie. He decided he was just a humble horse at heart & that showbiz was not for him. He went back to his hotel & checked out.
At home,
he had a hunch that Helena would be waiting for him.
He found her & got
down on his haunches & proposed. He loved
his life as a husband & when he had
time he told jokes to his happy herd.
I can't do a horse post without including this:
The pen is mightier than
the sword, and considerably easier to write with----fishducky
You could have left off that last one and I wouldn't have minded one bit.
ReplyDeleteI love the horse drawn carriage and horses being introduced to America.
But that last one's my favorite!!
DeleteLove the horse playing dead.
ReplyDeleteAnd the horses being introduced.
I don't think there is enough shampoo in the world for that last woman.
It would certainly take a lot!!
DeleteI remember seeing that last one before, all I can say is she did put herself in position for that ha ha
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she uses Mane and Tail shampoo?
If you keep following this blog you'll probably see it again!!
DeleteGreat cartoons...again.
ReplyDeleteI'm very selective about which cartoons I put in!!
DeleteHa! Love the "horse drawn" carriage.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard when you have to hold the brush between both hooves!!
DeleteLoved the clever usage of the "H's" in H H Horse saga.
ReplyDelete"Finishing first" cracked me up.
It was HARDER than I HOPED it would be!!
DeleteClever from top to bottom... I don't think you'll EVER run out of cool ideas for blog posts. As funny as this all was, I think that last picture was kinda... how shall I say this?... crappy... (She asked for it, though, didn't she?)
ReplyDeleteHave super weekend.
Bif!! Bam!! Thank you, ma'am!! I love your posts, too!!
DeleteI imagine there was quite a bit of mounting excitement in "50 Shades of Hay."
ReplyDeleteHow did you know that's what he was reading in the first cartoon?
DeleteHaha - I'm laughing at the above comments. How hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'm already out of h's and not nearly as clever as you.
This post reminds me of Mr. Ed too. I used to love that show. Thank you for the cheery images (not including the final one) and memories, Fishducky.