He probably does.
Homer may not, but i have to assume you already knew most of this:
1. This item’s assurance that it was not touched by the hands of Martians.
11. This warning for those afraid that trees have developed magical powers of transportation.
23. And this, which I’m pretty sure is a broken chair.
(BuzzFeed)
You think that the stuff above was as dumb as you can get? Wrong!!
Check out these jokes:
Q. What did the farmer
say when he lost his tractor? A. “Where’s my tractor?”
Q. Why did Sarah fall off the swing? A. She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah!!
Q. What’s brown and sticky? A. A stick.
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A.
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A. To get to the second hand shop.\
Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A. To get to the second hand shop.\
Q. Why did the picture go to jail? A. Because
it was framed.
Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was
offered dessert? A. No thanks, I’m stuffed!
Q. Why did the barber win the race? A.
Because he took a short cut.
Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? A. In case they get a hole in one!
Q. Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? A. In case they get a hole in one!
Q. What did the tie say to the hat? A. You go
on a head, I’ll just hang around!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. “Is that you mommy?”
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. “Is that you mommy?”
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman
with a vampire? A. Frostbite.
(buzzsouthafrica.com/funny-stupid-jokes)
(buzzsouthafrica.com/funny-stupid-jokes)
OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain. On the left side there is nothing right & on the right side there is nothing left----minions (& fishducky)
