This apparently didn't appear on some people's reading list on Wednesday, so I'm posting it again.
Why are all superheroes in movies
& comic books human, or at least in human form? I’m sure our animal friends would like to get
in on the action. Even insects should be
given a fair chance at the superhero business.
Most of their capes & masks would be tiny, so look at how inexpensive
their costumes would be. I can
visualize them now. This is how I see
them, with their names & superpowers, from small to large:
Courageous Caterpillar: He could
climb up a bad guy’s neck & tickle him until he surrenders.
Surefoot Silkworm: He could not
only climb up a bad guy’s neck, but he could wrap him in silk thread.
Mighty Moth: He could flutter around someone’s face until
they go crazy.
Spontaneous Slug: He could leave a trail of slime that the perpetrator would slip on.
Spontaneous Slug: He could leave a trail of slime that the perpetrator would slip on.
Keelhauling Kitty: He could scratch until the guy gives up.
Daring Dog: He could either bite
the bad guy or lick him to death.
Prudent Pelican: He could hold the bad guy in his pouch until the authorities came.
Obdurate Ostrich: He could bury the perp's head in the sand.
Contrary Cow: She could fill the entire area with cow patties, making escape difficult.
Prudent Pelican: He could hold the bad guy in his pouch until the authorities came.
Obdurate Ostrich: He could bury the perp's head in the sand.
Contrary Cow: She could fill the entire area with cow patties, making escape difficult.
Cunning Camel: He'd only have to slobber or spit (which is actually vomit) on them once.
Rambunctious Rhino: He has a short temper & a big horn.
Expeditious Elephant: If he sat on them that would be the end.
If you want to see some animals & fish that have
weird & downright scary abilities, click here.

----fishducky
