These camel toe guards.
For when you don’t want the world do know that you have a vulva. Apparently they’re sported by the one and only Kim K.
And from the same brand, here’s some pubic hair dye.
Clearly, the most pressing question here is why purple is the only color deemed “sexy” . Who made the executive decision that pubes are most sexy when purple?
A 24k gold face mask.
But if £55 for a tub of gold to smear on to your face is a bit too dear, you can get these gold eye masks for just 99p.
6. In fact, face mask sheets in general are real popular right now.
But they are apparently really good, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
This totally pious beauty kit.
Unfortunately no longer in stock, presumably as the result of God’s wrath. However, you can still and hope for their miraculous return.
Are you tired of your sexual partners shrieking in disgust and horror at your beige labia? No? Well, you should be. Start by paying money to all over your genitals
But what good is a perfectly pink vagina to you if your bumhole doesn’t match? Good news that the market has foreseen this and provided you, the consumer, with much-needed bumhole bleach. Buy it for the .
Evian Mineral Water Spray.
Literally just water in a spray can, for when you can’t be bothered to drink. Just let the water absorb through your skin. Act like the single cell microbe that you are. .
A spoon specifically designed to scrape out the last bit of your products.
Do you hate wasting products, but don’t want to just use any old flat, long and thin object to scoop out the last remnants of your foundation? Well then, .
This nose-straightening clip.
straightens your nose and prevents you from breathing, all in one! Have a straight nose, or die trying.
This sleeping mask.
Not a ridiculous or original concept in and of itself, save for the fact it makes you look like you fused bodies with a fly. .
This chin-slimming strap.
Placenta moisturizing cream.
And of course, the CandyLipz lip plumper.
olored shaving cream.
, except unlike normal shaving cream, it comes in different colors. Also, it has an “invigorating and ” scent. This way, you can have fun be reassured about your masculinity while shaving!!