Years ago, Bud had a car that talked. It would say things like, "Your washer fluid is low" & "Your right taillight is burned out." If we had lived in the ghetto, it's repertoire might have been different. I can picture it now. Bud gets in the car & it won't start. The car says, "Some motherf****r stole your battree!!"
I've figured out a way to keep burglars from picking your locks to get into your house or apartment. Put six locks on the door & only lock three random ones. That way, with the burglar relocking the open ones, he probably will get frustrated & leave.

I've figured out a way to keep burglars from picking your locks to get into your house or apartment. Put six locks on the door & only lock three random ones. That way, with the burglar relocking the open ones, he probably will get frustrated & leave.
If you see any of these, you probably should move:
(dumpaday.com)
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As the sergeant used to say on Hill Street Blues, "Be careful out there!!"----fishducky
