When you wake up the next morning and read what you sent to your crush last night.
When you’re the third wheel AGAIN.
When you see your ex at a bar.
When you didn’t realize your housemates would be home so early.
When you see a total hottie across the room.
When you realize that this is not your house and that is not your wife.
When you see your crush hitting on someone else.
When you see your crush after drunk-texting them.
When your crush is taking ages to reply.
When your Tinder date doesn’t look like their pictures.
When bae sends the “we need to talk” text.
When you make out with your friend and both decide that it was very weird.
When you send a flirty text with a typo in it.
When you get cornered by a creepy guy and are desperately looking for an escape route.
When you’re trying to find your best angle for a nude shot.
When the bartender’s looking kind of cute.
When you’re in heat and bae comes home from work.
When you suddenly realize you’re making a terrible mistake.
If cats had wings, they'd still just lay in the sun all day----fishducky