Wednesday, November 1, 2017


(Reworked from a 2013 post.)

Today's post is about buttons.

Not that kind of buttons!!
This kind:

Well, not EXACTLY that kind, either.
Maybe one of these:
(These are the old cartoons.  The new ones are below.)

At the marriage counselor's office:

I meant the kind of buttons that
tell it like it is, like these:

These are the sayings that I think there would be a real market for if they were on buttons:

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup!

2. Don't bother me--I'm living happily ever after.

3. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

4. This isn't an office.  It's Hell with florescent lighting.

5. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

6. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap!  You choose.

7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

8. You!  Off my planet!

9.  I pretend to work.  They pretend to pay me.

10. Who are these kids & why are they calling me Mom?

                                                          These are the  new cartoons:

I know--button my lip!!----fishducky