Some of my best thoughts come in the shower. In fact, some of my only thoughts come in the shower. These are some of my (& curiosity.com's) deepest thoughts:
1. The light from the moon is solar powered.
2. You know you're old when you fall down & no one laughs.
3. Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor, it would be insulting.
4. It's odd that "facts" & "news" are treated as two separate concepts nowadays.
5. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but thieves wish you prosperity.
6. I wish I had a Voodoo doll of myself so I could give it a back rub.
7. For a fortune teller, a surprise party is the ultimate insult.
8. When someone says there may be life in other galaxies, I'm inclined to believe them. When someone says they have proof, I think they're full of crap.
9. The buttons on Darth Vader's chest may actually just be an MP3 player that plays "The Imperial March" every time he enters a room.
10. Snow is probably the best representation of how little things eventually build up.
11. Imagine how terrifying fire would be it it wasn't also a light source.
12. People sit 50 minutes in class & have no idea of what's going on & then watch a 10 minute YouTube tutorial & understand everything.
13. Fire trucks are essentially water trucks.
14. UPS will leave a $900 package on my porch without even knocking, but I have to sign to charge a $10 pizza delivery.
15. If you get up 20 minutes earlier than usual, why do you go back to sleep for 2 hours & end up late for work?
16. Whenever you buy & eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.
17. If you buy flowers at a flower market & meat at a meat market, why can't you buy fleas at a flea market?
18. Why aren't there bulls instead of relief pitchers in a bull pen?
17. If you buy flowers at a flower market & meat at a meat market, why can't you buy fleas at a flea market?
18. Why aren't there bulls instead of relief pitchers in a bull pen?
