SOME THOUGHTS FROM THE SHOWER

Some of my best thoughts come in the shower.  In fact, some of my only thoughts come in the shower.  These are some of my (& curiosity.com's) deepest thoughts:

1. The light from the moon is solar powered.

2. You know you're old when you fall down & no one laughs.

3. Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor, it would be insulting.

4. It's odd that "facts" & "news" are treated as two separate concepts nowadays.

5. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but thieves wish you prosperity.

6. I wish I had a Voodoo doll of myself so I could give it a back rub.

7. For a fortune teller, a surprise party is the ultimate insult.

8. When someone says there may be life in other galaxies, I'm inclined to believe them.  When someone says they have proof, I think they're full of crap.

9. The buttons on Darth Vader's chest may actually just be an MP3 player that plays "The Imperial March" every time he enters a room.

10. Snow is probably the best representation of how little things eventually build up. 

11. Imagine how terrifying fire would be it it wasn't also a light source.

12. People sit 50 minutes in class & have no idea of what's going on & then watch a 10 minute YouTube tutorial & understand everything.

13. Fire trucks are essentially water trucks.

14. UPS will leave a $900 package on my porch without even knocking, but I have to sign to charge a $10 pizza delivery.

15. If you get up 20 minutes earlier than usual, why do you go back to sleep for 2 hours & end up late for work?

16. Whenever you buy & eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger. 

17. If you buy flowers at a flower market & meat at a meat market, why can't you buy fleas at a flea market? 

18. Why aren't there bulls instead of relief pitchers in a bull pen? 

----fishducky