It's a tricky word - "everybody."
When you hear, "Everybody's doing it," it never includes you,
and when you think, "Everybody knows that,"
it never includes anybody else. (Robert Brault)
Thanks to BuzzFeed, we have some examples:
This item’s assurance
that it was not touched by the hands of Martians.
This warning for anyone
with a throat.
Or mouth.
This brilliant analysis
of the Swedish legal system.
This extremely helpful
weather and traffic report.
This update to Maya
Angelou’s appearance schedule.
Fox 26 / Via breathtakingandinappropriate.com
This astute sports
analysis.
CSN / Via barnorama.com
When this store was very
upfront about what you can buy there.
This helpful bathroom
notice.
This library’s hours.
The allergen information
on this pack of eggs.
This nutty observation.
Pizza Hut’s roadside
advertising.
And this, which
I’m pretty sure is a broken chair.
----(& fishducky, too)!!
